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Dear Darling Hello Listen Katja Smarty Pants Sirs Ms. De Vries You Madam Gorgeous ,

I am impressed by amused by surprised by bored by envious of upset by disgusted by angry about indifferent about interested in your homepage.

Therefore I would like to ask you to make one for me too spice it up a little marry me get rid of the Under Construction sign tell me how you fake the high number on your counter tell me how much it cost you to have it made , because

I am kinda lazy myself girls can't handle a steering wheel, let alone HTML a Scheduled for Demolition sign would be more appropriate I want to enter a Worst Homepage of the Year contest I've fallen in love with your background color I didn't come all this way to look at spinning stars I say so there's nothing on TV tonight anyway . I also think

I will hire a plane to advertise your homepage with a real banner you would make a great president you must have nothing better to do than think up stupid things for me to say I will put a link to your page on mine I will put you in my will as my sole inheritant a lot of things that would only come out as %$£!"&@ here anyway that I am glad you're at a safe distance from me that you are smart, cute, friendly and fun to be around the quality of pages I see can only improve from here you have too much free time .

You probably would like to know how I ended up on your homepage. Well, I used: Your Internet Link Exchange Banner Yahoo Altavista WebCrawler Open Text InterNic Personal Seek Van Ketel The Flying Dutchman Muziek A-Z Birdies Homepage Other (please specify below) .

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Sincerely Regards Yours Truly All My Love Don't bother replying Looking forward to hearing from you Talk to you soon Bye Spitefuly ,